What movies have not aged well?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slapping Tracy.

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What is the top-rated beach resort in Bali, Indonesia according to TripAdvisor reviews?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

Live and Let Die

Dr No

A View to a Kill

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What firsthand information do you have on prisoner-on-prisoner sexual abuse/rape?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you been with a stranger yet?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”